“Like ring by spring serious, or just formal serious?” TSM.

Looking hotter at Sunday meeting than most people do out on Saturday night. TSM.

Always having a back-up plan, but never being one. TSM.

Loubs are red, Tiffany’s is blue, Starbucks is hot, and so are you. TSM.

We’ve hooked up like four times now, so we’re basically engaged. TSM.

It’s not resting bitch face. It’s a bonafide dirty look. TSM.

She can do her, and you’ll do you, and I’ll do me, and we’ll all live happily ever after. TSM.