Life, liberty, and the pursuit of the perfect little. TSM.
Life, liberty, and the pursuit of the perfect little. TSM.
Fifty shades of blackout. TSM.
“I just like him so much that I feel like I’ve had ten drinks today. And I’ve only had six.” -Phoebe Buffay. TSM.
Looking better in his T-shirts than he does. TSM.
Getting a bitch’s high from a perfectly passive aggressive subtweet. TSM.
On Wednesdays, we wear shack shirts and hangovers. TSM.
Being 21 for three years before your 21st birthday, and three years after it. TSM.
Beer taste on a champagne budget. TSM.
He’s the kind of guy I would even for. TSM.