Having glitter permanently embedded into your carpet. TSM.

Holding your head a little higher every time you wear letters. TSM.

All I need to get through today is a little tequila and a whole ‘lotta Jesus. TSM.

Being the go-to matchmaker during formal season, because your boyfriend is in “the hot fraternity.” TSM.

Would it be crazy or ingenious to save my fingerprint to his iPhone for easy access? TSM.

Can I add “TSM Famous” to my résumé? TSM.

Getting “yell at the bouncer for not accepting your Panera card as an acceptable form of photo ID” drunk. TSM.

The freshmen begging you to go out with them, because you’re an icon. TSM.

Drinking to forget the work *week.

*out TSM.