I just want him to text me so I can ignore him. TSM.

Actually, yeah, I do agree. I think I’m really pretty. TSM.

Putting your crafting box away from big/little season only to take it back out of retirement in preparation of cooler season. TSM.

Dressing like you’re in a sorority. Drinking like you’re in a fraternity. TSM.

The best thing about college is being able to skip class whenever you want. That’s also the worst thing about college. TSM.

The amount of glitter in my bed would make you think I’d fucked the tooth fairy. TSM.

I like my coffee as black as my heart. TSM.

Being more prepared for spring break in one month, than you are for the classes you have tomorrow. TSM.

Filling your planner with mixer themes and date parties instead of assignments. TSM.

Being hotter than you are crazy. TSM.