Chris Kooluris (New Member)

Member Since 06/27/2014

From Pennsylvania

  • Chris Kooluris 10 years ago on Some Idiot Turned His Apartment Into An Arcade, Is Confused As To Why His Fiancée Dumped Him

    Before I die alone, I’m going to father all of your children. But before I do that, I’d like to address your chicken scratch article. First of all, I bet you’ve never lived with someone. Let alone opened up a joint bank account with someone. And moving in together is not a decision to spend every waking minute not at work with your partner. Try that and see how long that relationship lasts.

    You attribute collecting arcade games as some weird fetish. Did you know more people play video games than go to the movies? Is someone who has a DVD collection weird? You see your POV is exactly the reason why, between the two of us, the chances are far greater you’ll be the one sobbing uncontrollably when you’re 37, on Tinder, praying someone swipes right. Trust me, they won’t.

    Worst Fiancé ever? This room is just a drop in the pan to what my Fiancee got over time. And yes, she got a lot more than just material goods, she got a lot of love and affection. We just realized over time we wanted different things from life. And no, one of the things I wanted wasn’t an arcade. This was just a project I had always wanted to do. When you save up enough money to buy your own place (considering what this site pays you, that will probably be in 2,000 years) and the time comes for your man to move in. Do me a favor. Let him do what he wants with the space. What’s your paypal email? Let me get you started on the road to home ownership.

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