“I’m drunk. Don’t let me talk tonight.” TSM.

He may not have a six pack, but he does have a trust fund, and that’s kind of better, you know? TSM.

Knowing when to put in full effort and when not to give a shit. TSM.

Evaluating your own social success based on how many guys you have wrapped around your finger. TSTC.

Judging a guy by his shoes. TSM.

Making him think it was his idea. TSM.