“So, what’s the glitter budget?” TSM.

Not sure whether your school or sorority rivalry is stronger. TSM.

Referring to your hookups by their fraternities instead of their names. TSM.

Everyone wearing waterproof mascara on Bid Day. TSM.

My in-state license may say I’m turning 20, but I’m turning 23 in New Jersey and 24 in Pennsylvania. TSM.

And on the eighth day, God created the art of contouring. TSM.

Knowing after week one which classes you’ll be able to ace without ever looking away from your crafting pins. TSM.

Treating every week like syllabus week. TSTC.

Bragging about your new pledges to anyone who will listen. TSM.