My heart doesn’t care about him. My mind is mad at him. My body just wants to do him. TSM.
My heart doesn’t care about him. My mind is mad at him. My body just wants to do him. TSM.
Smirking to stop yourself from saying something bitchy. TSM.
“No, it’s fine. You can’t get drunk if there’s no koozie.” TSM.
Knowing the difference between glitter and sparkles. TSM.
Drinking a bottle of wine like it’s a bottle of water. TSM.
Inexplicably changing your Twitter name to Elle Woods every time you’re drunk. TSM.