Standards adding a by-law because of things you’ve done. TSM.

Using your sorority pen for good luck on your final. TSM.

Your bow collection being rivaled by nothing but your boyfriend’s pastel shorts collection. TSM.

Using “Reading Day” to drink. TSM.

Being asked when you’re going out, not if your going out. TSM.

Drinking straight from a wine bottle at the fraternity, then filling it up with beer. TSM.

“Are you wearing a short dress or a long one to formal?” TSM.

Having more TSM moments than blonde moments. TSM.