Being the provider of everyone’s outfits for themed events. TSM.

Putting your crafting box away from big/little season only to take it back out of retirement in preparation of cooler season. TSM.

Dressing like you’re in a sorority. Drinking like you’re in a fraternity. TSM.

The amount of glitter in my bed would make you think I’d fucked the tooth fairy. TSM.

You were all thinking it. I’m just the one who said it. TSM.

“You’re such a bitch, and I mean that in the absolute best way possible.” TSM.