It’s summer and standards can’t touch me. TSM.

Making shacking look chic the next morning. TSM.

Living at the postgame house. TSM.

Always paying your friends back in alcohol. TSM.

Liking every single one of your ex’s Insta posts. Not to mess with him, but to mess with the girl he’s talking to. TSM.

Reading TFM to try and understand how the other half lives. TSM.