Guy: so what are your hobbies?
Me: *tries to think of something that isn’t drinking* TSM.
Guy: so what are your hobbies?
Me: *tries to think of something that isn’t drinking* TSM.
Spending the next morning compiling pictures from everyone’s phone into one group text. TSM.
Lost both earrings. Must have been a good night. TSM.
“Hey, uhhh, I have glitter on my dick.” TSM.
Me: *breathes*
Standards: There’s a Panhellenic rule against that. TSM.
“Who even preffed her?” TSM.
Skipping class to finish making your Halloween costume. TSM.
The classic “This is my little! Isn’t she cute?!” introduction. TSM.
Found a beer in my purse this morning. TSM.
Sending a guy home in shack clothes you stole from someone else. TSTC.