Laughing at the boxed wine’s claim to stay fresh for 6 weeks, because you know you’re lucky if it lasts 6 hours. TSM.

My [pledge] mamma don’t like you, and she likes everyone [as long as you’re cute, over 6 ft, and in a good fraternity]. TSM.

Having an average of five to ten life-ending screenshots in your phone at any given point in time. TSM.

Reaching a new level of “scary senior.” TSM.

Using the nearest fraternity as a substitute boyfriend whenever you need something done around the house. TSM.

Always being drunk at the same time as your sisters, even when you’re miles apart. TSM.

Getting the inevitable “we still love you and think you’re amazing” from his drunken brothers after a breakup. TSM.