I’m fluent in English, sarcasm, passive aggressiveness, and flirting. TSM.

“Do I have to wear a bra?” TSM.

“I meannnnnnnnnnnn…” TSM.

Your little coming to you for advice on how to trick her little before reveal. TSM.

“She’s like a less hot, GDI version of me.” TSM.

Finding any excuse to add glitter. TSM.

Having a dog that pulls as many guys as you do. TSM.

I’m not like regular bigs. I’m a cool big. TSM.

Corrupting the younger generations. TSM.