Teaching your 12 year old sister your sorority chants. TSM.

Throw what you know, everywhere you go. TSM.

Referring to Kate Middleton as “the winner.” TSM.

Daddy told me I could do anything I set my mind to unless it was marrying a foreigner. TSM.

“Who colors my hair? God. Nice dye job, though.” TSM.

I don’t buy my pearls. I inherit them. TSM.