I can cry at will. TSM.

Accidentally drunk dialing your mom. TSM.

My iPhone’s text history could ruin lives. TSM.

Being an amazing sexter. TSM.

Cuddle Whore. TSM.

American boys are hotter. TSM.

Tequila makes my clothes fall off. TSM.

We would drop Rebecca Black the first day of rush. TSM.

Regina, Gretchen, and Karin. TSM.

I’m too pretty to do math. TSM.