“I’m going to pretend that never happened, which will be easy because I don’t remember anything after 10:30 that night.” TSM.

Continuously checking your snap story after sending a nude to make sure you didn’t accidentally post it. TSM.

Living at the postgame house. TSM.

Always paying your friends back in alcohol. TSM.

Using conversation starters from recruitment on first dates. TSM.

Liking every single one of your ex’s Insta posts. Not to mess with him, but to mess with the girl he’s talking to. TSM.

Reading TFM to try and understand how the other half lives. TSM.

“Fashionably” late for graduation. TSM.