You were my cup of tea, but I drink champagne now. TSM.

Only two weeks in and already making more mistakes than last semester. TSM.

Using him for his comfy bed. TSM.

Planning your work schedule around your social life. TSM.

Having a hookup set up before you even step foot on campus after winter break. TSM.

I’m basically a bro who likes glitter. TSM.

A moment of silence for all the cute shit you’ve lost at a frat house. TSM.

Planning Instagram captions a week in advance. TSM.

Being a boss bitch, not a basic one. TSM.