Being the senior that they both fear and aspire to be. TSM.
Being the senior that they both fear and aspire to be. TSM.
No time for fuckboys. Plenty of time to fuck boys. TSTC.
“But then I found out he was a democrat, so I ended it.” TSM.
Moms’ Weekend turning your crazy, semi-alcoholic friends into wholesome girls you don’t even recognize. TSM.
Remembering the night by what you wore, not what you did. TSM.
“Is vodka a carb?” TSM.
Having the body of a trophy wife and the brains of a surgeon. TSM.
“It ain’t my fault when I walk and jaws drop.” -Miranda Lambert. TSM.