“There’s a cop right there. Act normal.” TSM.
“There’s a cop right there. Act normal.” TSM.
“My house smells like Fireball and regret.” TSTC.
Forgetting to remove your monograms when using your fake, but getting in anyway. TSM.
Never doing the walk of shame, because you don’t travel to hook up. You make them come to you. TSM.
“No, Mom, you can’t zoom in on Instagram.” TSM.
If he can’t correctly pronounce your letters, he’s not the one. TSM.
I haven’t slept with anyone all summer. I’m basically a virgin. TSM.
If your Insta doesn’t make everyone jealous, what’s the point? TSM.
Your back-to-school list for your little being bigger than your own. TSM.
The grocery store is the real high school reunion. TSM.