Choosing your outfit for the day based on whether or not you feel like putting pants on. TSM.

Obsessive Crafting Disorder. TSM.

Actually being the best friends sitting next to each other in jail. TSTC.

Being told you’re not a “typical sorority girl” and feeling confused and offended, because you absolutely are. TSM.

Out dressing and out drinking everyone in the room. TSM.

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of alcohol. TSM.

Shopping for a date party dress during your three-hour lecture. TSM.

Feeling most powerful in your letters. TSM.

Having a magic power that allows you to turn every conversation into a conversation about your sorority. TSM.