“I went to standards five times last semester. You’re good.” TSM.

My life would be complete if Victoria’s Secret Pink made a sorority collection. TSM.

My mom passed away before I went to college so I never knew I was a legacy…and I ended up in her sorority anyway. TSM.

Saying “haze” in a sorority is like saying “bomb” in an airport. TSM.

Hazing. TFM. Spoiling. TSM.

Fraternity house bathroom heart-to-hearts. TSM.

The awkward moment when a GDI asks what a GDI is. TSM.

Gameday pictures: behind every girl’s back is a cup. TSM.

Classy ladies never have one night stands. We just held auditions and you didn’t get a callback. TSM.

Dancing on a sister until the creeper goes away. TSM.