No GDI, my frat daddy and I’s pure bread lab is NOT wearing a “cute flower collar”… her Lilly Pulitzer collar costs more than your fake handbag. TSM.

For my birthday last week Fratdaddy bought me a David Yurman ring, a new longchamp tote, Columbia pfg shirt, a monogrammed fishing pole, 4 new colors of nike shorts, and a set of pearl earrings. We have been together for two months last Friday. Oh and we still haven’t had sex. TSM.