Being the lightest person and the heaviest drinker in the room. TSM.

I plan to be involved as a senior, so long as my involvement means I can be drunk. TSM.

Being the new member everyone loved and the senior everyone fears. TSM.

Having a list of future Insta captions in your notes. TSM.

Getting voted most likely to wake up at a frat house on Sunday morning. TSM.

Being in his rush video. TSM.

“Don’t tell anyone” doesn’t apply to my big or little. TSM.

Collecting fraternity door codes. TSM.

Having a cuter “How we met” story with your big than you do with your boyfriend. TSM.

Do I want to give you a blow job? No. Will I? Still no. TSTC.