Having way less drama than the TFM wall. We’ve obviously mastered the art of pretending to get along. TSM.

If you’re not mentioned in Luke Bryan’s “Sorority Girls” then you’re not a real sorority. TSM.

“What should I say back to him?” TSM.

I’m not a slampiece, I’m a take-home-to-meet-the-fam-piece. TSM.

I don’t dye my hair or starve myself to stay thin. I don’ t look down upon lower tier sororities. I’m not getting my MRS degree but an MBA instead. I can make a fantastic sandwich, award winning cupcakes and unbutton an Oxford and khakis with one hand. TSM.

You’re right GDI. Leggings aren’t pants…if you’re fat. TSM.

I don’t play hard to get. I am hard to get. TSM.

Republican girls are hotter. TSM.