Emotionally hungover. TSM.

I only break the rules because they’re stupid. TSM.

Most likely to be sent to standards. TSM.

Sending a bag full of glitter to a girl you hate, because it isn’t allowed in the house. And, well, because she’s satan’s mistress. TSTC.

Kanye state of mind. All the time. TSM.

Don’t you ever let someone treat you like a yellow Starburst. You are a pink Starburst. TSM.

Becoming a regular at your favorite fraternity, but still getting clapped out every time. TSTC.

Abusing the power that comes from telling a guy at the bar that it’s one of your friends’ birthdays. TSM.