*Wakes up*
*Deletes Snapchat story* TSM.

I haven’t slept with anyone all summer. I’m basically a virgin. TSM.

If your Insta doesn’t make everyone jealous, what’s the point? TSM.

Rocking Norts and a frat tank with a bag that costs more than rent. TSM.

Pretending not to know his name when you actually know the names of his mom, his dog, and his last three girlfriends. TSM.