Sleeping out so you don’t drunk eat. TSTC.

Coming up with the caption before you even take the picture. TSM.

The grocery store is the real high school reunion. TSM.

The best nights are generally the worst for your jewelry collection. TSM.

“Ugh, I am just so over frat guys.”
*Continues to hook up with frat guys.* TSM.

Knowing you’re over him when you stop checking to see if he watched your Snapchat story. TSM.