“Do I look good enough to intimidate his new girlfriend?” -Thoughts while choosing a profile picture. TSM.

Pregaming a first date. TSM.

Feeling better about the breakup when you find out he’s actually poor, not just cheap. TSM.

Planning friend requests in your agenda, because timing is everything. TSM.

He’s not that cute, but his fraternity brings him up, like, two points. TSM.

Knowing it’s a bad idea to text him, but continuing to ask your friends about it until you find someone who says yes. TSM.