Go home, Standards. I’m drunk. TSM.

Unfollowing him on social media, then forcing your sisters to let you stalk him from your account. TSM.

Going on more dates with your big than any member of the male population. TSM.

Standards:”Thanks for coming tonight.”
Me:”Yes, well thanks for inviting me.” TSTC.

“I remember not remembering that.” TSM.

1: “Do you workout?”
2: “I mean I sorority squat in like ever picture.” TSTC.

Drunk texting with the Greek keyboard. TSM.

Sisterhood of the traveling ID. TSM.