“Accidentally” smearing lipstick on his shirt to mark your territory. TSM.

Having an ever-growing collection of single earrings you refuse to get rid of. TSM.

“You look expensive.” TSM.

Having to start every party story with “I don’t actually remember any of this, but apparently…” TSM.

“Whatever. She only gets 25 likes on her Insta posts.” TSM.

You had me at “pre-med.” TSM.