All you need is love…and vodka. TSM.

“I have a name, you know.”
“I’m sure you do.” TSM.

Little’s first shack shirt. TSM.

Spoiling the little you haven’t met yet. TSM.

Conditioning potential littles to love the same fraternities as you. TSM.

Being hungover in your composite photo. TSTC.

I don’t have standards…that’s why I get called to it so much. TSTC.

Your boyfriend now calling what you thought was his money, “our money.” TSM.

Refusing to mess up your manicure for reasons other than crafting. TSM.

“Can you take a picture of us?” TSM.