“I am saying this as your sister, not as risk management chair.” TSM.

It’s all fun ands until you get your email from Standards. TSM.

Your boyfriend ordering an extra event tank because he assumes you’ll be taking one. TSM.

Making your boyfriend’s pledges, your pledges. TSM.

Wearing an American flag shirt to a Cinco de Mayo party. TSM.

Only taking high end shack shirts. TSM.

The “I’m not wearing makeup” makeup you put on before he comes over. TSM.