Well, we’ve hooked up, like, three times, so we’re pretty much in a relationship. TSM.

A mixer with us would be good for their reputation. TSM.

Refusing to play his snapchat story. TSM.

I hope the earring I lost in his bed punctures him in his sleep. TSTC.

Being more stressed out about a meeting with standards than an exam. TSM.

Pregaming asking him to formal. TSM.

Sexting the same exact lines to two different boys, because to hell with creativity. TSM.

Most likely to be sent to standards. TSM.