It’s only slutty if he’s ugly. TSM.

The apathetic “Well standards wouldn’t like this one bit,” before 99% of the things you do. TSTC.

Not knowing where the weight section is in the gym. TSM.

Buying the dress before the date is planned. TSM.

Knowing more about fraternity pledge programs than any girl should. TSM.

“Go like my Insta.” TSM.

Trying to explain your not-boyfriend to your ob-gyn. TSM.