Referring to your big as if she’s a survival guide…because she kind of is. TSM.

Handling an ugly Snapchat more delicately than a sext. TSM.

Being nicknamed “Britney the Kidney” for your alcohol processing abilities. TSM.

Getting just as many shout-outs as he does at his senior ritual banquet. TSM.

You can tell a lot about a girl by her big. TSM.

The cashier at the craft store assuming you’re in a sorority by the sheer number of crafts you have. TSM.

Calling Tinder a “mutual friend” when someone asks how you met. TSM.