Why do I buy so many t-shirts? I don’t. TSM.

“Can you send me that picture?” TSM.

If you have to ask if it’s too early to drink, you’re an amateur and we can’t be friends. TSM.

Looking at the hot guy to find him already staring at you. TSM.

“I don’t drink beer.” TSM.

Considering your military hookup to be a contribution to America. TSM.