His ex-girlfriend accidentally following you on Twitter. TSM.

Blocking your standards chair from seeing your Snapchat story. TSM.

Having your own parking spot at your favorite fraternity. TSM.

Letters making Zac Efron look even better. TSM.

Those accidental Instagram likes indicating that other girls are stalking you. TSTC.

Not getting up before noon on a Saturday unless it’s for Starbucks or a hair appointment. TSM.

Having a costume section in your closet. TSM.