Holding a seminar on what to say during a standards meeting. TSM.

UPDATE: Using a TSM column as a source in your final paper and getting an A. TSM.

Growing your hair out to have a stronger hair flip. TSM.

We age like wine…probably because it takes up, like, 50% of our body mass. TSM.

Being crowned the sweetheart of the same fraternity as your big. It kind of runs in the family. TSM.

Convincing your dad you need new boat shoes to go with your new boat. TSM.

Most likely to still be going on Spring Break when you’re 30. TSTC.

Being able to open a bottle of wine with a knife. TSM.

Saving Instagram captions in your notes for the upcoming weekend. TSM.