Taking the long way home, just so you can walk past your favorite fraternity. TSM.

Taking your drinks just like your Starbucks order: with an extra shot. TSM.

Using your book buy-back money for alcohol. TSM.

Ignoring the staredown from your hookup on campus. TSTC.

Pledge sister group texts existing long after you graduate. TSM.

Your good luck dress always ending up on someone else’s floor. TSM.

Only going to the library to socialize. TSM.