I like my men how I like my yogurt: white, rich, and Greek. TSM.

“I’m only here to see people.” -Me, on the first day of the semester. TSM.

Constantly finding clothes in your closet that aren’t yours. TSM.

When your mascara is $23, there’s no time for crying. TSM.

“Where did this bruise come from?” TSM.

Exclusively dating frat boys, the only exception being D1 athletes. TSTC.

Oops. He’s really into me. TSM.

I’m basically a bro who likes glitter. TSM.

Doing the Shine Color Run just so you can be covered in glitter. TSM.

“I will do whoever it takes to get us to the top”
“You mean whatever?”
“Yeah that too.” TSM.