People being able to figure out which sorority you’re in because “you have a look about you.” TSM.

I shaved my legs for this. It better be worth it. TSM.

Using “I’m a legacy” as your excuse for everything, even if it’s not applicable to the situation. TSM.

“Is vodka a carb?” TSM.

There is a special place in heaven for boys who understand the importance of asking you to formal in the most public and extravagant way possible. TSM.

“Florals? For Bid Day? Groundbreaking.” TSM.

Having the body of a trophy wife and the brains of a surgeon. TSM.