Waiting for mod podge to dry is the crafting equivalent to waiting for a boy to text you back. TSM.

The drunk pictures after a night out are the highlight of my hangover ridden morning. TSM.

Stalking PNMs the second they graduate high school. TSM.

Ordering sorority stoles, because there’s no way you’re not wearing your letters to graduation. TSM.

Give me wine or give me *death.

*vodka. TSM.

Always being there when a sister “can’t find anyone to take this shot with.” TSM.