Looking better for the breakup than you did for the first date. TSM.

Deciding which underwear to wear based on who’s going to be there. TSM.

The Sunday morning internal debate on whether to apologize for last night or pretend it never happened. TSM.

Calling dibs on the good Insta caption when you’re at an event. TSM.

Laughter is the best medicine, and wine helps you get there, so basically this is like herbal tea. TSM.