Waking up from a blackout with a boyfriend. TSM.

That “What are they going to do, take me to standards?” mentality you have senior year. TSM.

“I know” being your response to almost every compliment your boyfriend pays you. TSM.

Using a guy’s fraternity to distinguish him from other people with his name instead of his last name. TSM.

His brothers texting you when your boy is MIA. TSM.

Understanding that if he replies with a winky face, it means he wants you. TSM.

“Accidentally” texting your former hookup details about your current hookup “meant for your little’s eyes only.” TSM.

Being the deliverer, not the recipient of the “I’m sorry you have feelings for me, but I’m just not interested in anything more than a hookup” speech. TSM.

“Let’s just be friends” never lasting past the standard five drinks. TSM.

Red, white, and black…out. TSM.