Deciding to wear your hair straight or curly solely based on your last Insta pic. TSM.

Does “Capable of finishing a bottle of Moscato in one sitting” count as a skill for my résumé? TSM.

Being standards worst nightmare even over the summer. TSM.

Snapchatting your best friend from different beds in the same fraternity house. TSM.

Booze, bandaids. Same thing. TSM.

Choosing an outfit based on your tan. TSM.

“Omg. Send that to me.” TSM.

Never having to pick up your own beer pong ball. TSM.

“One more shot, then we can go.” TSM.