Big knows best. TSM.

Honey, you may want to try a little harder to disguise your jealousy. TSM.

GDIs are like summer…no class. TSM.

Post-crafting neck cramp. TSM.

Can’t. Stop. Changing. Profile. Picture. TSM.

I love playing “Fatter or Skinnier since last semester.” TSM.

Buying your “birthday dress” months in advance. TSM.

The best part of initiation is the way my white dress makes me look three shades tanner. TSM.

Senior Superlative: Most Likely to be on Real Housewives. TSM.