Refusing to take down a photo standards asked you to remove because it got too many likes. TSTC.

Don’t think of it as a one-night stand. Think of it as recruitment and he didn’t get a bid. TSM.

Never paying a cover charge. TSM.

Recruiting at high school graduation parties. TSM.

High maintenance. High tolerance. No regrets. TSM.

Is this Insta worthy? TSM.

Chasing your shot with a mixed drink. TSTC.

Banking on marrying a man with the same last name initial as you so you don’t have to change your monogram. TSM.