Writing an eight-page term paper about “Legally Blonde.” TSM.

Staying in his dorm the night before move out day as a strategic means to meet his parents. TSM.

Keep your friends close, and your standards chair the closer. TSM.

Late night shacking, not snacking. TSM.

Having more spirit for your sorority than you ever did for your high school. TSTC.

Go home, Standards. I’m drunk. TSM.

1: “Do you workout?”
2: “I mean I sorority squat in like ever picture.” TSTC.

T-shirt or it didn’t happen. TSM.

Fraternity girlfriends being a sorority of its own. TSM.