Your Snapchat handwriting being almost as good as your actual handwriting. TSM.

Your school spirit tripling during homecoming week. TSM.

“Oh, I’ve heard about you!” -Every new member upon meeting me. TSM.

I’m fluent in English, sarcasm, passive aggressiveness, and flirting. TSM.

I’m not like regular bigs. I’m a cool big. TSM.

Feeling like it’s your duty to buy anything with fraternity letters you find at the thrift store. TSM.